Letra de 'I'm On Patron' de Paul Wall

I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home?
I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home?

Hey what it do
I'm on like a lightswitch
My wrists well froze up like a computer glitch
I'm drinking 151 caribou lou
Tech n9ne gonna get it jumping like a kangaroo
Is it your birthday? Let's go on have a shot or two
My partner glu you put me on to something new
Snuck in a gallon of lemonade from chic-fil-a
Mix it up with this ciroc and we gonna parlay
I'm looking for a hot girl that like to ay bay bay
Come out and play, and let's see ya shake it this way
The patron clear as day, I'm on that hard
Getting lit with my dawgs having a party
With these broads and

I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home
I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home

Gone pop another bottle get this party to cracking
All these barbie doll models make these champs start mackin
550'S everywhere
Now big captain heavy he on his 5th remey&7 and it ain't even 11
Thug boss slim thug drinking g-p-o
Grey goose, patron and orange juice
Pour me some more
Now box and poppy joe just ordered the rose mo
Chunkin deuces to my partner hi-c & big throwed
I'm loaded like a full clip
Leaning like a sinkin ship
Lit up like a christmas tree
How much more throwed up can I get
C stone and lil'c bringing out the jager bomb
If I get pulled over tv jonny pay my bond I'm gone

I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home
I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home

I keep bumping into people, say, "man! My bad"
I'm intoxicated a tad and the dj acting bad
Miskin mike and stag, my fam they getting slamme
Beans and cornbread just bough a round of belvedere and cran
Man I'm so throwed I can't think
Who the hell been putting they lips on my drink
What the hell the waitress doing with my change
Somebody slipped me a dizz pill, I'm feeling strange
Maybe some red bull will help me sober up
Matter of fact mix it with this grey goose in my cup
I can barely stand up
I'm bout to throw up
If you can't roll with the big dawgs, go hang with the pups

I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home
I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed, can I get a ride home
I'm on patron
I just took some shots to the dome
I'm gone, so gone, so throwed can I get a ride home