Letra de 'Bonetrousle' de Man On The Internet

It's time for my big number, sans! Hit it!
Okay
Sans! I meant play the music!
Okay
Sans!
Okay, now, let’s see here
Ah, here’s the play button

Ready for this, brother?
I don't think anyone could be prepared for this
Shut up, sans!
You just don't understand perfection!

Engarde now, human, now you face papyrus!
Though the guards failed to stop you
I can do it alone!
So be prepared for the ultimate tussle
As you try to show your muscle in this battle of bones!

I see your face
You run all over the place
Wait a sec, I know that look!
Are you flirting with me?
Please understand, I am in such high demand
I'm a skeleton with standards
Mostly for spaghetti!

Please don’t feel blue
Even though I’ll capture you
'Cause you can do anything
All I have to do is try!
Undyne will see, I can be a guard indeed!
Yeah, there’s just that kid you need-
I just hate to say goodbye!

Maybe one day
We all can be friends
And when that day arrives
I know we’ll have lots of fun!
But until then, I’ve got to capture you
Since you’re a human-
But you’re trying to make friends with one

Sans!
What?
Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!
I thought they sounded pretty good
Well, I thought they sounded like: Not papyrus!
Which is the worst kind of sound to be!
Oh, sorry, then
It's okay, sans
I already forgive you
Come on! Let's go enjoy some grillby’s!

Uh, papyrus?
Yes?
The kid’s still here
And the music’s still playing
I'm pretty sure that means the song’s not over
Whoopsie doopsie!
I completely forgot! Human!
Prepare for my second verse attack!

You can do anything if you want it hard enough
Undyne says that, and she’s tough
So I emulate her style!
And that's why I'm the greatest royal guardsman
Or at least one that's in training
Which is taking quite a while

But when that’s over
We can be friends
And we can see how a guard
Has immense amounts of fun!
Where are you going, human?
We're supposed to be fighting!
Why do you think this song is done?

Oh, I knew it, sans
Not even the human respects me!
Hey, bro, bro, that's not true
A lot of people like you
How do you know?
The undernet has, like
A million renditions of this song
Here's one now
Hit it, boys!
Sans, is this
Yep. Knock 'em dead, bro
Prove you're bad to the bone

Come on then, human
Let's see if you can keep up
With the great papyrus in this moment of truth!
It won't be easy
You'll have to do actual work
Unlike my lazybones brother at his booth!
(Hey!)

You're doing great so far, little human
But since I'm a skeleton
I'm not getting tired at all!
Okay, maybe, I'm losing some breath
But not quite as much as you
Wait, be careful! Do not fall!

This is the longest any human's lasted to me-
That's because you haven't met one yet
So maybe we can take a little break
And lie down for a bit?
No! Papyrus never rests!

I fooled you, human!
Papyrus does not do things
With his eyes closed and snoring!
Bring out the backup dancers!
(Bro, that's called sleep)

Stop right there human, listen to me
I am the great papyrus
And you will never be free!
I'll keep you here
Enraptured by puzzles
Unless you want to leave
And ask me really nicely!

You can do anything if you want it hard enough
And I know we’ve got the stuff
We’ve got heart, we’ve got pride!
Undyne might be mad, but I don't care
Because I made a new friend
Or at least I really tried!

So if you want to make a new pal
Then prepare to have a blast
'Cause I know we’ll have some fun!
Just like it seems you were prepared for this battle
Cause I'm nearly out of lyrics
And I'm almost done!

What did you say?
You want to be friends?
Pal-lease, I knew it'd happen
Sans just stop it with the puns!
This day is great
I've got a new friend, and it's a human!
I knew that you'd make friends with one

And that’s all I could afford the orchestra for
Thanks, fellas
Put it on my tab