Letra de 'I'd Rather' de Hank Green

Have you ever wondered
What it would be like
To be exposed to vacuum space?
The saliva boiling on your tongue
And your eyes popping out of your face
And the air rushes out of your lungs
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
Well that's about ninety percent of how I felt
When you did what you did to me

So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food for the whole rest of my life
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
There's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with you

I'm getting this really strong vibe
That you never gave a damn about me
And that's why you think it's no big deal
For you to come around and see me
But that's not how I feel about you
In fact I think I never wanna see you at all
So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye
And then hold a lighter to my eyeball

So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or put everything I love in a pile and set it all on fire
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
There's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with you

Feed my hand to a guinea pig
Put a lightbulb up in my ass
Reenact that scene from die hard
Where bruce walks around on the glass
Call up my mom and tell her she sucks
Or drink a gallon of my own pee
Pay a group of skinheads twenty-five bucks to really beat the shit out of me

So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food for the whole rest of my life
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
There's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with, spend another
Minute with, spend another second with you