Letra de 'Generating the Blow Job Texture' de Bob Schneider

Now I did not come here to do the dishes
I did not come here to grant you 69 wishes
No I did not come here to mmm inspect 'cha
I only came to generate a little blow job texture

Now I did come here in no taxi cab
I did not come here in a mere Mercedes Benz
I brought the limousine to come and getcha
Trying to generate a little blow job texture

Take your teeth out let me recline
Darling you sure do look divine
Take your teeth out and stay awhile
I surely do enjoy your gingivitis style

You might could use to lose a few pounds maybe
But I'd be the last to admit that to you baby
I'd prefer to say you were as pretty as a picture
Trying to generate a little blow job texture

I'd love to love you baby all night long
But I'd have to say that I ain't that strong
But I could definitely come and inject'cha
Trying to generate a little blow job texture

Lick my butthole it's not that bad
It's better than your stinky old dad's
Lick my butthole it's kinda stinky
Oh my god girl what were you thinking

Now I don't mean to brag and I don't mean to boast
But I'm the daddy with the mostest goldenest toast
I did not come to argue and I did not come to lexture
I only came to generate the blow job texture

Now we don't need no fancy style
Just come over baby and just stay awhile
I did not come to frighten and I did not come to vex'ya
I only came to generate a little blow job texture

Take your teeth out let me recline
Check out my prostate while you dine
Nibble on my tip baby nibble on my shaft
But get on that butthole before and aft